1. “The sad truth is the truth is sad.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

2. “I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

3. “I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

4. “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

5. “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

6. “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

7. “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



8. “Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

9. “There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

10. “Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

11. “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

12. “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

13. “Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

14. “Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make — bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake — if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



15. “When things don’t go right, go left.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

16. “Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

17. “If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

18. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

19. “There’s nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

20. “It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

21. “It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



22. “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

23. “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.” ― LEMONY SNICKET 

24. “Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.” ― LEMONY SNICKET 

25. “But like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

26. “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

27. “People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

28. “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



29. “Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you’d see.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

30. “When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

31. “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

32. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

33. “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

34. “If you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to enough pressure that you do not drive your peers away, but not so much that you end up in a situation in which you are dead or otherwise uncomfortable. This is a difficult trick, and most people never master it, and end up dead or uncomfortable at least once during their lives.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

35. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something” ― LEMONY SNICKET

36. “It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.” LEMONY SNICKET

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1. “The sad truth is the truth is sad.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

2. “I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

3. “I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

4. “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

5. “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

6. “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

7. “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



8. “Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

9. “There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

10. “Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

11. “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

12. “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

13. “Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

14. “Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make — bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake — if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



15. “When things don’t go right, go left.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

16. “Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

17. “If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

18. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

19. “There’s nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

20. “It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

21. “It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



22. “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

23. “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.” ― LEMONY SNICKET 

24. “Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.” ― LEMONY SNICKET 

25. “But like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

26. “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

27. “People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

28. “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.” ― LEMONY SNICKET



29. “Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you’d see.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

30. “When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

31. “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

32. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

33. “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

34. “If you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to enough pressure that you do not drive your peers away, but not so much that you end up in a situation in which you are dead or otherwise uncomfortable. This is a difficult trick, and most people never master it, and end up dead or uncomfortable at least once during their lives.” ― LEMONY SNICKET

35. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something” ― LEMONY SNICKET

36. “It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.” LEMONY SNICKET

See You Soon!!

If we missed to include your favorite Lemony Snicket Quote leave a comment below, and if you like the compilation don’t forget to SHARE this post with your friends. Sharing is Caring.

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William Shakespeare QuotesAbdul Kalam QuotesGroucho Marx Quotes
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